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If Pac Man Was Human

Jase M. — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 03:25:31 +0000

Pac Man woulda definitely have to say 'No Homo' after chompin' on balls these days.

Country Hip Hop Dancing? Hilarious!

Steve W. — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:58:12 +0000

I can' t laugh at this enough. Just when my Wednesday was going slow I stumble upon this gem. This video is filled with gut-busting moments that will have you laughing your ass off. A few moves they go through are Basketball, Rabbit and the Running Man...I know, hilarious right? I think Jamie (around 00:30) country'ed it out way more than the others, he kept his hand on his belt buckle all while doing the shuffle. Watch as Heidy, TJ , Susan and Jamie all work it out in the name of all that's good in Hip Hop. Diana Horner (the host) is just fantastic!

Video: Aziz Ansari’s Night Out With Kanye West

Steve W. — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:57:12 +0000

LMAO!!! If this is just a made up story and you told me it was made up I still wouldn't believe you. Goin in on Yezzy. Why hasn't this guy had his own movie yet?

Sammy Sosa As A White Guy?! Hilarious!!

Jase M. — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:43:16 +0000

Am I high or did somebody around the office spike the water cooler with a mickey? Wow. If you don't laugh your ass off at these pics then you don't have a funny bone in your body. Even though this isn't a joke at all maaaaan, how hilarious!

Either he has a serious case of the Wayans Brothers White Girls syndrome or he fell into a big ass tub of Middle Aged White Guy circa 1973. Either way it goes, those steroids do some strange mutant things to your body. Keep your eyes on the lookout for the strange after-effects of steroids on Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco. I'm guessing next up is *Mark McGwire transformed as Popeye (finally!) and Jose Conseco as Wendy Williams. Zing! "How you doin?!"

Check out the original and True story here >>

*Mark McGwire:

Jamie Foxx rips on Plies! Audio inside.

Steve W. — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:33:47 +0000

So reluctant to post anything about this guy, seriously. I thought this was worthy enough to be in discussion though. Considering all the so-called 'street-cred' Plies claims to have, it sure doesn't say much when he ducks out of a situation to avoid 'goonin' up' with real goons.

Jamie Foxx discusses a video shoot he had with Plies where he almost saves Plies from getting jumped. Listen to the audio below:

What happened to all that goon talk?! Did Jamie Foxx save the day or what? Comment below.

Most Ghetto American Idol Auditions Ever!*

Arize Mag — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:00:27 +0000

By Jerry Barrow via urbandaily.com

It’s that time of year again when Simon, Paula and Randy get to strap bombs to the pride of hundreds of wannabe entertainers and send their self-esteem hurling through the air in bits and pieces to the delight of the American TV audience. But it’s not all their fault!

Over the years “American Idol” has featured some auditions that ranged from bizarre to just awful. The five clips below are what happen when you lie to your relatives. You know Ray Ray can’t sang!

Aven Moore

This dude swore he could hold a note but all the judges did was hold their noses.

Monique Gibson and Christopher Baker

Friends don’t let friends dress themselves for national TV…and get the song wrong.

Brandon Black

Pimp down, pimp down…waaay down.

BONUS: Naw, he wasn’t really on American Idol. This just made me laugh.

Eli Porter

*This post originally had a few more videos but due to violations they have been omitted

JoJo Simmon Freestyle-Good or Bad?

Arize Mag — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:00:57 +0000

I guess there are tons of benefits from being born into a family like the Simmons, but really JoJo? Come on kid, you know you can't flow. Well, he is young so we'll let you decide on it. Peep the video below and comment to whether you think JoJo has any promise or not.

Gays have the best style? Kanye thinks so

Arize Mag — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:00:27 +0000

Seems like the hot thing now in the game is to either talk bad about the gay community or join em. I guess Kanye is joining them. Says gays have the best style and clothing tastes. Peep the words from his mouth below. On a side note, I guess anyone can interview Kanye now? Just catch him coming out a closet. lol. I kid I kid.

Mom teaches daughter to work a strip pole?

Arize Mag — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:00:06 +0000

Aight so I happened to come across this video and my jaw dropped to the floor. Watching the little girl imitate her mothers moves just makes me think that she feels like this has no effect on the child. What do you think? Hold that thought. Watch her video response below.

Mom almost takes her babys head off at (0:21, 0:55) lol damn:

--The mother is a goodie though.

Check out the mothers response to all the so called 'haters' out there below, actual audio at (4:46):

Lil Wayne vs. ESPN Part 1 and Part 2

Arize Mag — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:00:03 +0000

I don't know if this is a pull for more ratings or what but I was sort of surprised that Wayne didn't come harder on the show. But, this isn't his game but none the less he didn't embarrass himself, well sort of with the glasses lol. Naw just kidding Wayne held his own thus far.

Part 1

Lil Wayne vs. Skip Bayless Part 1

Part 2

Lil Wayne vs. Skip Bayless Part 2