DANGAAAA!!!

Uh-ooooooooh *side-eye* Seems like when 1 go in, 1 come out. It’s like the rap game is a phone booth or I guess the sound booth.

The magical microphone emcee I mean yeller I mean rapper is outta jail, yall. “WATCHA-SELF” First I’m VERY curious to know if he swelled up to the size of Kimbo Slice doing all them push-ups and bench dips off the end of his jail bed and what’s going on with them braids Mystikal??? I know you had to cut em’ off and from what I remember you had a little retraction going on with that hairline maaaaaan. Don’t front (no pun intended). We wanna know! “I SAID SHOW ME WATCHA WURKIN WIT!”

After 6 years gone, many tragedies and triumphs like, Hurricane Katrina, our 1st black president, all the untimely deaths of 2009 and just the fact that this senseless war is still going on, the Gulf War veteran [slash] 12th Ward native, Michael Lawrence Tyler received his “get out of jail free” pass this morning.

Initially sentenced and locked up in January 2004, Mystikal plead guilty to extortion charges and sexual battery. While serving his time for [those] acts, he accrued one additional year concurrent with his six year sentence for tax evasion for his 1998 and 1999 taxes. And here we are, 6 years later: myspace, facebook, twitter, reality/edited TV, skinny jeans, mo-hawks, new trends, old trends, common slang, opinionated children, jerkin’, rejectin’, yooooooulin’, souljah boy (not to be confused Souljah Slim RIP) I-phones, touch screens, skype and all the other Tom Foolery involved in this game called entertainment Mystikal is out and ready to shout (literally).

In an interview this morning with Wild Wayne from Louisiana’s Q93, Mystikal explained his future plans, all the writing he’s been doing (off course) his various offers for a reality tv show and still being signed to Jive Records and owing them 1 more album. He also plans to exercise his benevolence and start a few mentoring programs.

Well Mystikal, technically you’re a free agent so “Ain’t No Limit” to what you can do (yes pun intended and shout out to Silkk the Shocker). Well there’s probably a few limits but, whatever. This is your time to start anew. Congratulations Brutha and I’ll be looking for that new album equipped with my ear plugs when necessary. I’ll be more than ready to SHAKE IT FAST!